ven0moth:

when ur teacher doesnt erase all the markings off the whiteboard

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Family reunions be like

silverhavok:

obscure relative:

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me:

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canadianprimeminister:

gps: *says something*
everyone in car: *mocks gps pronunciation*


primacdonaldsgirl:

when u lose ur phone on the bed and can’t find it 

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Favorite movies: Mean Girls (2004)

“Do you know what people say about you? They say you are homeschooled jungle freak who’s a less hot version of me.”


Share a coke with

realbookofmorgan:

The deep seated psychological issues your father caused you


noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss


(Source: felixxturner)


unlawfully:

Having a cute waiter like I’ll have the chicken with a side of that dick

(Source: unlawfully)